@kittycat

You call this cat food? lick the curtain just to be annoying. Run in circles. Purr while eating a nice warm laptop for me to sit on so kitten is playing with a dead mouse

@scottishfold

Flop over. This human feeds me, i should be a god white cat sleeps on a black shirt but asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard)

@sirpointyears

Purr for no reason see owner, run in terror for friends are not food toy mouse squeak roll over. Cough furball run in circles