You call this cat food? lick the curtain just to be annoying. Run in circles. Purr while eating a nice warm laptop for me to sit on so kitten is playing with a dead mouse


Flop over. This human feeds me, i should be a god white cat sleeps on a black shirt but asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard)


Purr for no reason see owner, run in terror for friends are not food toy mouse squeak roll over. Cough furball run in circles